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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 10:09
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Scale of how chronic fatigue syndrome affects patients' blood shown for first time - Medical Xpress
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
No way
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Feds poised to approve SpaceX’s takeover of another military launch pad - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Did sharing a wife turn out okay?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Scientists Crack 30-Year Mystery Behind “Holy Grail” Cancer Drug - SciTechDaily
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Nuts and Butts